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03:54pm 30/05/2007
 
mood: blah
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Jonny's Journal 13   
01:04pm 28/05/2007
 
mood: okay
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hoooooooooooo!

HI THERE!

Long time no talk! I don't really have much to say right now. I'm in Cleburne still and still visiting the Dfw metroplex often. Cuz you all know how much I love my friends. I finally got my i-pod back. I uploaded some stuff onto the Sims 2 Exchange You can find me on there as Jonnypirate2004. So as you can tell I dont really have anything to report but I have been working on the novels a little bit.
 
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I love these!   
11:32pm 27/05/2007
 
mood: amused
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Jonny's Journal 12   
05:07am 15/05/2007
 
mood: ecstatic
So I'm feelin' pretty fucking good for many reasons. Here's a few of them. I have a good chance at gettin this job that I want. I got a free slushie. I was not killed and raped by a maniac. I have found a bunch of old friends that I had missed talking to. I made a secret website. And no I'm not telling you where or what it is. Yet. Actually I may never tell you. I've also been watching tons of David Spade. -looks over at the unfinished novel and chews on lip ring- yeeeeah come on you know I'll never finish it. Just to spite you. ................ o.O except for Otakubuu of course! hehehe I's just kiddin Jish of course I'm gonna finish it...... eventually. I got far on it but you know what happened there. I've been on a cheeseburger frenzie. I got a new tattoo. And that's all I have for now.
 
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Jonny's Journal 11   
11:09pm 05/05/2007
 
mood: lazy
Im feeling very slackerish right now and I wish I wasnt feeling so but seriously now I WILL be getting this "stuff" done soon! I HAVE been working on it alot lately. This "stuff" has just consumed me and its kinda fun but then again I hope I dont get sucked too far down into it. My tattoo isnt so itchy but my earlobe is.... hmmm. Peculiar. I think I'll go upload some more pics. Also if anyone wants a Ziplock bag of Jonny Pirate lemme know!
 
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Jonny's Journal 10   
04:17pm 04/05/2007
 
mood: ecstatic
I have a new color in my hair and I'm getting a tattoo tonight which unfortantly means that I cant drink tonight. I so miss hanging out with Mark and Dimitri right now. Maybe I should call them and see whats up. I feel really really good right now tho. Dont know why.... -mischievious smirk-

Oh yeah by the way, Just because I think prostitution should be legal doesn't mean I am or would ever be a prostitute. Anyone who knows me well will tell you that I am too shy for that sort of job. Which is also why I'm not a stripper either. Its usually

Hold up I've lost my train of thought. Off I go then!
 
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Hey Whore!   
01:11am 03/05/2007
 
mood: devious
Oh well I'm sorry you think that I'm a slut because I dont feel the need to validate myself through the existance of another human being and that I WILL take off my shirt at night when I get too damn hot. I'm sorry that my future plans aren't based around finding "Mr. Right" and having 2.5 kids. I know you had a kid at 16 and got married young whatever makes you happy. You dont see me shaking my finger at you and I'm not hurting anybody. So go ahead and shake your judgemental index finger at me. I've got a special finger for you to see. Can you guess what kind it is? I'm sorry you feel uncomfortable when I cuddle and hold hands with my friends. That I give out condoms to anyone who needs them. I'm sorry that my pro-choice views make you squirm with hatred and that I have logical reasons on why prostitution should be legal. Yeah that's right. I am a Single White Female with a pretty open and tolerant mind and I am happy and proud to be that!
 
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Jonny Says   
02:54pm 24/04/2007
 
mood: sick
She sends tingles down my back and goosebumps up my spine. I'm neurotic and complicated and yet when she's around I feel better than just fine. Like walking on sunshine. Everything glows and the world is vibrant and beautiful. The rotted apple becomes young. Breathing becomes easier and enjoyable. Colors show brighter and more vivid than before. A shining light through a grey world. I never realized what a dump I actually lived in before I met her. Everything was grey, drull and dreary. Old pieces of wood falling off the buildings. Drugged out prostitutes crying in the streets. Broken beer bottles next to broken dolls in old decrepet alleyways. Cats with mange and dogs with worms run alongside the fearless sewer rats that plagued the alleyways. Everything around me was broken and dull. That was how it always was. Things I never noticed before I met the light of my life, the air of my breath, the wings on my back. Things I never knew were real or possible. It was like I had stepped right into a book. Together we laughed, we loved and we lived. I fell down on my single sized mattress in my decrepet dull apartment and sighed with complete relief as my landlord banged on my door and threatened to evict me. This wasn't a mere infatuation. For the very first time in my life I felt what it was like to love somebody. It was more than being alive. Then one dark day they came and took her away from me. Shortly after she left everything started falling apart. I stood alone and looked around and saw the ruins of what was once a glorious and beautiful city crumbling before me.
 
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The American Image   
10:10pm 01/02/2007
 
mood: thoughtful
Death can come at any moment. It can be fast or slow. When people look at me they think that I'm some hardass punk chick cuz I have Blue hair and metal in my face. They see me and think I'm a drug addict sex fiend with no sense of direction in life. This is your chance to go against the stereotypes and find what lurks behind the faces of your own deception. Hi I'm your wonderful writer and free-thinker. I'm very open-minded but still stand firmly on opinions that matter to me. I've had friends from all walks of life. From the rednecks to the bible-thumpers. And I even have the highly intellectual friends who will be bothered by all of my grammer and spelling errors in this writing. Especially run-on sentences and fragment sentences and typos! Oh My! However I love them all the same and value all of their differences and similarities alike. Sorry I get sidetracked easily. As I was saying, my name is M___ G____. I've written many unpublished poems and novels. I have blue hair and my face piercings vary from time to time. My style of clothing is most often referred to as punk or goth-punk. I don't believe in violence unless absolutely necessary to protect your own life or the life of someone else. I don't do drugs and in fact I hate drugs and drug users. I have seen drugs do terrible things to everyone that's come into contact with them. The only drug I haven't seen ruin a person's life is marijuana. I'm sure its happened but I've seen alcohol have a much more negative affect on people than marijuana and no I don't drink or smoke. I classify myself as having a punk style fashion and semi-hippie views on life. I know nothing of anarchy but I'm not trying to bring the government down. Sometimes I will spend time trying to help change it. I tend to stereotype people in a different way. I stereotype people by their personalities rather than their appearance. I have a good friend who you might refer to as a "redneck". He enjoys listening to The Offspring just as much as I do and is not a supporter of George W. Bush. Nor is he a racist or sexist. Just because someone is not a supporter of the president does not mean they are against the United States of America. For all of you that think that you might be reluctant to believe me when I say I do not support all of George Bush's ideas and opinions yet I still love the United States of America. I realize this might not be the best country for my personal tastes but there is one thing I am certian of, that it is extremely far from being the worst. I am more than happy to deal with all of it's downfaults to enjoy the freedoms I do have.



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